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Eminem Disses Everything (MGK Response) (Parody)
Eminem fires back with a new diss track toward Machine Gun Kelly...and everyone else. LYRICS BELOW:
Yea…you know sometimes…I just want to punch the world in the dick
I hear a lot of people out there talking trash
So to everybody who hated on me, this one’s for you
Starting with Machine Gun Kelly more like BB Gun Bitch
You’re not sick
I’ll stab you in the dick with a pixie stick and eat hot grits
Out of a baseball mitt while I show off my tits
You just got DISSED
I’m coming for EVERYBODY
NO ONE is safe
Check out this dude named Stu at the Jiffy Lube
He didn’t give me 10 percent off of my oil change RUDE
Let me guess, you hated my last album too
Man fuck you stu! FUCK YOU STU!
You should have honored my coupon
Now you better keep my name out of your mouth like a stale crouton
Here’s something to chew on, you bout to get smoked like a new bong
For sleeping on me like a futon
YOU JUST GOT DISSED
Plus you going bald bitch
Who’s next - you! What? What’s your name! Jay. Did you like my last album? I, uh…
Ok Jay, here’s what we’re gonna do today I’m gonna ruin your life, I’m gonna bury your wife
I’ll cut your children in to tiny pieces with a butterknife
Then we’ll drive through the night with a gallon of Sprite while I play audio tapes of me F*cking Betty White
I’ll play some Fortnite while you check my scalp for lice, then I’ma drown you in a thousand egg whites
You just got DISSED
You just got DISSED
HA! I heard this dog talking shit about my last album
Look at this dog, doggity flog, vloggity woggity floggity flog
Floggity flog, floggity flog, vloggity vloggity floggity vlog
Floggity flog, vloggity vlog, floggity floggity floggity dog
YOU JUST GOT DISSED!
AHHH I’M NOT DONE YET
What’s up mr. Popsicle? I heard you talking mad shit!
Well now I’m bout to break you in your popsicle dick
So really you more like a popsicle ass bitch
This popsicle ain’t never seen an obstacle it’s probable this popsicle doesn’t even taste tropical
I mess it up so hard i send it to a popsicle hospital
Cuz when it comes to frozen treats I am diabolical - so fuck popsicles!
Let this be a lesson for everybody
You gonna talk trash about me? You better be ready. Cuz I’m coming for YOU
…FUCK POPSICLES
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Eminem MGK Diss Response Machine Gun Kelly Parody Marshall Mathers Rap Beef Brent Pella
Written & Directed by Brent Pella
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Jules the Dog
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